*At the Attractive Hour of 6:30pm instead of 6:00!
We at the gratuitous asterisk society, who put asterisks next to things that are clarified on the very next line, and repeated ad infinitum, are honored to insist with tenderness and joy that you COME TO THEATER OF DESIRE THIS MONDAY AT THE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME RAREFIED AND MORE SOPHISTICATED HOUR OF 6:30PM! There will be, of course, free doughnuts and free coffee, but the true freedoms are those you both do and do not know! The freedom of the body! The freedom of laughing out loud in front of people who don’t even know what your laughter sounds like! The freedom to suddenly decide that you want to stand up and say something!
Recite something! Dance! Sing! Read a scene from your play! Stand on the piano to see what the top of someone’s head looks like! Quote a poem by William Butler Yeats that you memorized when you were 16 but didn’t understand until you were 20! Or to do nothing! To eat and let other people speak! To hold hands with someone! To dash into the room to steal a doughnut but stay for reasons you don’t understand! To talk about asymptotical mathematics and its relationship to SpongeBob Squarepants episodes! De rien! Doesn’t matter!
We’re waiting for you at Theater of Desire!
There’s a doughnut there craving your wicked tongue!